Well now. i got my ass handed to me at the big Y. But i learned some things:
1) Nearly uninterrupted drinking, dipping, over-consumption of animal fats, and sleep deprivation is a bad tapering program.
2) 2:00pm in the middle of July is the wrong time to consider bouldering on polished granite.
3) Gotta take a crash pad next time i go. This is important.
4) Gots ta get me a decent rack of trad gear.
5) and a belayer.
6) and a babysitter.
Dude...dude...i'm gunna post some pics. And i'm gunna make you watch my home video. Dude. If you climb, or even ever think about climbing, or just generally don't particularly like wherever you happen to be, Yosemite is nearly orgasmic. There is so much granite--SO MUCH GRANITE--i cannot even tell you... it is everywhere. Like zero star, one star problems there--crap that people don't bother doing unless they're bored-- would be classics here that people would drive an hour or two to try. Dudes, i do not care if it's 15 hrs. we gotta do a man trip there. And we gotta take Shawn. i mean, there's like 6,000,000 eight pitch 5.8s. You could go and just cruise the blues and greens for a week and stay 300 ft. off the deck. Ayee! Tomorrow i start training again. i must go back.
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Well, I'm sold. How is your schedule looking, say...tomorrow? Too soon? How 'bout Thursday or Friday?
That sounds good to me man. Actually, i'd like a few weeks to detox and shed the gained weight before i did it again. How about October? Then you'll have a li'l time to work on yer hangboard. Lots of teeny tiny crimps and crushing manky slopers there.
I gotta get mine hung back up and stuff. I think its gonna go in the living room oddly enough! hah
I can't imagine being 300ft off the deck dudes. That would be a serious mind eff right there. As long as one of you will hold me whilst I piss my knickers
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