Thursday, June 18, 2009

Driven to drink

Perhaps you don't have the TapOut Frat Club in your chunk of the world. Here they pervade. i went in to the gym at 1130 for to do some chest, and there were wankers just everywhere. Three inch gauged ears, sleeves of ink, piercings all 'round, the routine proceeds thus: Bench press in groups of five, (switch stations) do roundhouse kicks/punches in front of the mirror, lift the shirt to see if maybe there're any abs there yet, (switch stations) sit on every vaguely horizontally inclined structure in the building and cop some "blue steel". And, inexplicably, they were listening to the All Bruce Springsteen channel on satellite radio.

So i left, and now i'm having alcohol. i guess i'm not dedicated enough.

3 comments:

Pappa G said...

douchebag alert. Why those punkasses feel they need to use up valuable oxygen in a gym is beyond me. sounds like you handled it appropriately though.

c said...

Yeah. Mayhaps today i'll find a more amenable vibe. Vamos a ver.

R6Medic said...

there were a few douchebags like that in austin where i used to workout.. i ultimately had to change up my gym time to avoid this ass clown. You may remember me talking about him. he'd stand in front of the barbell rack and do curls for 48 minutes straight. I shoulda carried a tack hammer to the gym as well